Dear Performance Art,
Listen. I’m not sure what happened to you as a child (or yesterday) or what you think you’re accomplishing with your HIGHLY DRAMATIC behavior but I have to put my foot down. I have tried and tried but it’s over between us, let’s be honest, before it even started. I know these are strong words but
I HATE YOU.
Always have and always will. Phew, that’s a load off.
xo Emily
