November 2011
2 posts
The Best Video in the Universe
3 tags
An Open Letter to Jenny Slate
Dear Jenny Slate,
I think you’re great. I love Marcel the Shell (see above) and Bestie x Bestie and was bummed when SNL didn’t bring you back. But I knew you’d do tons of other funny stuff so I wasn’t too worried.
But everyone thinks that and that’s not why I’m writing.
People have been telling me for a while that we look alike. Now I think we look alike....
June 2011
1 post
I love blogging.
So why am I so bad at it?
March 2011
9 posts
Love. →
Young Love & other wonders →
joannaesme:
Photos from the VF oscar party
In case anyone is interested, I have several comments and questions about these photos and am available to discuss at length.
MAJOR. →
Look at my old boss/now friend Kim. Sharing a trailer and credit line with Anna Wintour. It’s too much. <3
I love this. →
Particularly the photo of Amy P. and her little brother in halloween costumes. But really I’ll take the whole thing.
Watchjoannaesme:
It’s the first. annual. sketch. comedy. contest.
vote for the birthday boys…
This is just really good.
February 2011
3 posts
What's your secret?
Has anyone figured out how to watch Parenthood without crying? Good for you.
January 2011
6 posts
I really love this photo. →
But it’s funny because that’s my boyfriend, not my brother.
What I'm currently thinking about:
- I really wish I wouldn’t have accidentally turned my heat up to 90.
- Can someone find me the fringed fingerless gloves that Mary Stuart Masterson wears in Some Kind of Wonderful?
December 2010
6 posts
Watchfunnyordie:
FOD Best of 2010: Every Little Step with Mike Tyson and Wayne Brady
A remake of Bobby Brown’s classic that must be seen to be believed.
dear god if you missed this the first time around, please watch now.
Things I think about.
I can’t wait to get my miniature Australian Sheepdog
and name it Yahoo Serious.
November 2010
19 posts
2 tags
4 tags
Happy Black Friday to me? →
I think I need these.
So many to thank.
By the time we sat down to dinner last night, everyone was starving. As always, turkey took longer than expected and combined with the anticipation and mulled wine/whiskey and apple cider/beer that had been passed since we got together, it was seriously time to eat.
We agreed that after dinner we’d go around the table and say what we were thankful for but for whatever reason, Patrick was...
Watchazizisbored:
Your Highness Trailer
Pretty psyched for this.
When people tell me they don’t think Natalie Portman is that hot, I know they’re lying.
According to Time Warner OnDemand
Sex and the City 2 is a VERY popular date movie.
WHA?
Ohhh that must be on the same planet as the one where Morning Glory is the best comedy since The Devil Wears Prada.
By the way, this is in no way a commentary on the quality of any of these movies (two of which I’ve seen and one of which I own and have seen more than once…okay way more than once.) just that these statements are...
I had no idea this was a Woody Guthrie song until...
WatchFor as long as I can remember, I have not been able to figure out how people fake accents. Believably. Over the years I’ve grown to understand how people can fake cry, or make out with a costar and pretend they’re in love, but accents? Nope. Don’t get it.
Unless I’m a little drunk. And it’s 2007 and Flight of the Conchords is on television and I’m in the back...
Dear Performance Art,
Listen. I’m not sure what happened to you as a child (or yesterday) or what you think you’re accomplishing with your HIGHLY DRAMATIC behavior but I have to put my foot down. I have tried and tried but it’s over between us, let’s be honest, before it even started. I know these are strong words but
I HATE YOU.
Always have and always will. Phew, that’s a load off.
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Disappearing act.
I suck at this.
The good news is, I started a new job a week or so ago. It’s sort of a real job. Which means the bad news is I have less time to dick around on the internet. I haven’t been keeping up on my normal gossip websites or youtube videos and clearly I haven’t written a damn thing here. Probably for weeks before also. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it...
October 2010
7 posts
2 tags
It's grey in LA.
Hey USAans. I’m just going to put out there that you will never appreciate weather as much as if you grew up alternately freezing and sweating in the midwest, doing the same x 1000 in NY and then you live in LA and you FINALLY get to a few months of grey and rainy.
Don’t get me wrong, sunshine year round works wonders but cloudy skies and crisp fall air are amazing when you’re...
